True or false: A) Dansby Swanson is famous for being Ted Knight's caddy in Caddyshack. B) Starting a meme at his frat house in Arizona where he'd put his checkered pants on a cactus with the caption, "I'm thirsty, yo." C) There's no C. D) All the above. E) Was drafted a second ago by the Diamondbacks 1st overall, then traded to the Braves for the fellow WASP, Shelby Miller, and all-around terrible pitcher. If you answered D) All the above, how did you know what all the above was before reading E? Also, it was a true or false quiz, what the hell is all of the above?! So, Dansby Swanson is being called up by the Braves just in time, no lie, for their series against the Diamondbacks. Dayum. Hello, wounds, here's your salt. In Prospector Ralph's midseason top 100 prospects, Dansby was 22nd overall, right by Willie Calhoun, who totally tanked Mike Dukakis' campaign. Swanson is a 22-year-old that was a'ight in Double-A (8 HRs, 6 SBs, .261 in 84 games). That's neither here nor there, he's young; he should be owned in most mixed leagues; you're not going to find his talent level on waivers in many leagues; semicolons; fun. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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