Fall in line, Metropolitans! Fall in line, you strumpets! *Jerad Eickhoff goose steps up and down the starting lineup, screaming* I am going to go nutzi on these weak sister Metropolitan hitters! Nein chance! You have nein chance! *leaning in on Nieuwenhuis* You look Anglo-Saxon, maybe I take it easier on you. Not you, Michael Conforto...*then a small beat, in a pipsqueak voice* Unless you know Mussolini. Do you? *can't wait for Conforto to answer* Forget it! Fall in line! And the Mets hitters did fall in line. Jerad Eickhoff went 7 IP, 0 ER, 5 baserunners, 10 Ks, to lower his ERA to 2.65, and now has back-to-back 10-K games. Maybe this guy isn't a Jer-khoff. *looks at his minor league numbers* Yeah, I have no idea. His minor league numbers give the impression that he'll be a fourth to fifth starter. That's not for fantasy, that's for real baseball. A fourth or fifth starter on the Phils, even in 2016, doesn't scream excitement to me. Sorry, strumpets. For this year, drop him and check out the Stream-o-Nator, there's only three days left. AHH!!! Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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