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FantasyDraft: Ariel, The Little Merman…MERMAN

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Greetings my fellow dweebs.  I know, I know, my Staind fanatics...it's been a while.  You think that reference is old?  I'm writing up Ariel Miranda with a nod to a 1989 Disney cartoon whilst simultaneously dropping a 2001 Zoolander on you.   The kicker to all of this?  You got all three references, which means we're both a little closer to pushing daisies than either of us thought, though not that any of it matters as we're all hurtling towards the end of days with an ever dying sun at the middle of our solar system.  Eat at Arby's...Now that I've done my job of setting a jolly mood, let's talk about Ariel!  Or better yet, let's talk about the Phillies.  I'm not gonna lie and say this is a bottom five team like we've seen in recent history but really, they're not spectacular either and their bats can be exploited.  The Phils tread water against lefties on the year, sitting middle of the pack in some key DFS categories such as 99 wRC+ and a 22.1% K percentage.  Miranda has been pitching a bit over his FIP for the year, but I don't think these Phillies bats are gonna be the ones to set him straight and with a near 8 K per 9 and miniscule 2.18 BB/9, he's doing plenty to help his cause as it is.  Is this a cash nod?  Nah, man, but as an SP2 in tourneys, I'm definitely willing to go with this banded, bulbous snarfblat.  Speaking of tourneys...we got ourselves some featured fun via FantasyDraft with a exclusive Razzball Listener's league contest.  Why listener's league?  Because you'll have heard about it earlier today first on the Razzball Podcast.  So if you want in on the Razz family fun, hop on in.  But with that out of the way, let's move on.  Here's my hottah unduh dee watah taeks for this Tuesday DFS slate... New to FantasyDraft? Scared of feeling like a small fish in a big pond? Well be sure to read our content and subscribe to the DFSBot for your daily baseball plays. Just remember to sign up through us before jumping into the fray. It’s how we know you care!

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